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aku ukai 50!

me not 50! me 18 years old but me got 32 years of knowledge
rong reng heritage store, no. 14, jalan broke, miri

Tulisan pada baju-t yg me jumpa di kedai cenderahati di bandar miri tempohari. Dalam bahasa iban, bermaksud:

haku bukan lima poh tahun!
haku lapan belas tahun tapi ada
tiga poh dua tahun lebih pengetahuan

Mula-mula sekali pandang, me ingatkan macam iklan seluar jeans levi’s 501 itu. [+ Levi’s Original 501 Vintage Tee | youtube ]

Alahai.

Categories: humor
  1. February 16, 2009 at 12:26 am

    Aku ukai 5!
    Aku 18 tapi bisi 5 tahun penemu… =p

    and muder jeliterr ghitewww..

  2. February 16, 2009 at 12:29 am

    en_me – en_me pulak 50 ka 18? kakaka…

    ammvoiiii..

  3. February 16, 2009 at 12:29 am

    ingatkan ukai tu adalah universiti of kai. hah.

    kaahh kahh..

  4. February 16, 2009 at 12:31 am

    apa maksudnya secara mendalam nih?
    berminat sungguh..
    P/S: en me nak amik gambar sawah? meh la datang sawareng~ dekat dengan rumah zara gak~

    sawareng~ aper tewww.. me tak pernah dengar ..

  5. February 16, 2009 at 12:36 am

    betul ke? uish. tua dah tu. Cahaya turned 18 today.🙂

    perghhh akak cahaya tewww.. hepi 28th besday

  6. February 16, 2009 at 12:52 am

    huhu..cool je t-shirt tu..;)

    kaannns..

  7. February 16, 2009 at 3:21 am

    nak2!!!!!

    say pleaseeee.. ehehe

  8. February 16, 2009 at 4:28 am

    Though i’m young, i’m full of knowledge and experience, unlike some people
    I think…

    perghhh.. pedass teww kakkk

  9. tojo
    February 16, 2009 at 5:09 am

    kat situ tak jumpa kawan lama anak teli ke en me…

    si ajang tew kerr joe..

  10. February 16, 2009 at 5:57 am

    naseb baek en_me translate…
    kalO x xphm kOt ape yg dea tulis kat t shirt tuh…
    hihi~

    tengok nombor jakkks.. ehehe

  11. February 16, 2009 at 6:06 am

    wakakakakak tanak ngaku tua~

    bukaannns, dah berumur ghitewww.. uhuhu

  12. February 16, 2009 at 8:00 am

    shaye schweet shixteenn.. huhu

    tengok ic ko jap.. uhuhu

  13. ain
    February 16, 2009 at 8:04 am

    nasib baik akak belum tua lagi..klu tak nak gak beli tshirt tu..hihi

    perghhh.. akak yg muderr jeliterr tewww.. ehehe

  14. February 16, 2009 at 8:05 am

    en-me beli tak? haha.. kita suka t-shirt borneo head hunters.. ganas sikit😛

    me tak beli yg itteww atau yg head hunters one uooolss.. ganasss uuu .. uhuhu

  15. February 16, 2009 at 8:40 am

    out of topic–> wow..!! ade jugak nk menang kete mewah..tp akaun bsn dah mati.. kne wat baru huhuhu

  16. February 16, 2009 at 8:40 am

    always wondering if ever I’ll turn 50!
    SubhanAllah!..InsyaAllah

    insyaAllah..

  17. February 16, 2009 at 9:38 am

    en me..
    yang penting menten 18 tahun.. kan en me ittew!

    kannns..

  18. February 16, 2009 at 9:40 am

    a’aa..sekali pandang, ingatkan baju levi’s. en_me dah masuk 50 ek? hehe

    jap, me check ic erk… ehehe

  19. yus
    February 16, 2009 at 9:47 am

    itukah maksudnya…baru ku paham..kata2 itu amat dalam maksudnya🙂

  20. February 16, 2009 at 9:56 am

    huuhu..sib baik udah d trnaslet..ku pikirkan design Tshirt baru Levis..ekekek..wahhhhg Miri x ajak pong.. tau…huhuhu

    akak me kanns nak gi lagikkks jauhhh tewww.. ammvoiiii

  21. February 16, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Sungguh mengecewakan! Kenapa 2 bulan lepas tak nampak pula t-shirt tu di rong reng? Cisss..

    gi larr sekang.. hopefully masih aderr disitewww.. uhuhu

  22. February 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    pe yg sebenarnye di enk sampaikan ek

    die soh awet muderrr giteww.. ekeke

  23. February 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    mid-life crisis?? hehe

    belommm lagikkkss

  24. February 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    hahahaha..
    ingat university of vantage.. hahah.. wat lable 501..
    hihiihi

    university of wat.. haruuu larrr ko bro

  25. February 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    en me…
    zara tak dapat pun email iteww…
    tapi takper…
    zara drop kat sini ya?

    ok.. tq

  26. February 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    saye 18 jugak… dah lapan tahun umo masih menten 18… hahahahahahahah😛😛

    masih jeliterr tewww.. fewwwitt

  27. February 16, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    adakah perkataan t-shirt itu melambangkan en. me?

    ooo belommm lagikkks..

  28. February 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    wow! statement yang bold! menarik… aku ukai 40 ada tak?

    baper saiz baju maksu pakey tewww.. ekeke

  29. February 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    aku ukai 18, aku baru 17 tapi ada lebih 30 tahun penemu hehehe…boleh gittewww..

    vollleee kannns..

  30. February 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    en_me ittew ukai 42 ker? ala belum masuk 50 lagi…muda lagik tu..hiksss…

    kaamoo lagikkks muderr perghh.. uhuhu

  31. February 16, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    aku ukai 49🙂

    akaka.. setahun lagikks tewww pokli

  32. February 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    elo en.me~

    hi cikf yg jeliterr tewww..

  33. February 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    dah leh jadi translator bahasa iban plak en_me..hehe. kete dh ok ke?

    bahasa jepang pong vollee gakkks..

  34. February 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    tumpang lalu belakang…. hwaaa.. cantik baju.

    t-shirt yg chantekkk ghitewww.. kaannns

  35. February 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Owh..nama tempat tu encik me…
    nama tempat itu sawaring (or camtu la bunyinya..)
    lupa pula ejaan nya camne…tapi memang ada sawah di situ..kalau nak sawah lain..kat Bukit Kangkar Sungai Mati.., or Pulau Penarik (Sungai Mati) … dekat dengan rumah emak MB Johor..=)

    oke thanx for d info tewww.. nanti me check one uoolss..

  36. February 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Comelnye t-shirt ni! Ang thoughtful too! Hahahah

    chomell kannns..

  37. February 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    smart la tagline baju tuh..
    memula cam tak paham gak..
    patut la bahasa org sarawakk

    bahasa orang iban sarawak ghitewww.. bahasa orang melayu sarawak lain larrr fulakkks..

  38. February 16, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    kame..kame..sane ,aduhss fahem ke bhs org sarawak nie,,,lupa bahhhh

    ‘bah’ tewww bahasa orang sabah bah.. ekeke

  39. February 16, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    menarikss ok….me..N x dpt pon email me…me email kt addrss mane ekk??

    nanti ko reply email k..

  40. February 16, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    menarik bro.. unik sekali

    memang menarik kannns..

  41. February 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Kalau tak baca translation tadi, garu kepala saya tengok tulisan kt t-shirt tu. hahahaha

    jangan garu lama lama weiiii, nanti kegugurannnns.. ehehe

  42. February 17, 2009 at 1:58 am

    aku dah muda,
    skerang ini pun muda
    tak kira lah walaupun usia ibarat memanjat tua…
    wakakakka

    dah berumur ghitewww.. kannns maza kannns

  43. February 17, 2009 at 8:25 am

    salam me..
    emmm mendalam maksudnya tuuu

    awet muderrr ghiteww.. ehehe

  44. February 17, 2009 at 8:59 am

    awet mude..?? he..23x de g dangdut x kat situ.. baru terase lg mude (gurau je bro)
    out of topic–> alamak terpanjang la pulak.. besa la kan.. ayat starting mesti mengancam baru xde org set dalam minda yang entry ini panjang sgt…bukan ramai yg suke mebaca entry yang panjang berjela tanpa isi..betul x bro..semua permainan psychology

    aperr kelas g dangdut.. uhuhu

  45. February 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    50-18 = 32

    wah, fandainyerr abang yazid mengira tewww..

  46. February 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    banyak ker amik gambar di miri? ada yang menarik tak? selain yang ni?

    aisehh bro.. ader banyak kat previous entri.. ko gi manerrr..
    btw, me pon aderr update kat special blog kota miri yg ini >> CLICK

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